Debloating Girl
Am well pleased to report that the jiggling lumbering waddling entity that used to be known as Expanding Girl is now known as Debloating Girl.
Phew.
Today's weigh-in is 43.6kg
It wasn't so much the weight that was bothering me as was:
#1 The inability to fit into any of my own clothes since the operation, including underwear, sleepwear and jeans.
#2 The "It's just water retention" excuse. How lame! It may all be water, but it sure as hell looks like fat. Especially in my face - 2 chins! Lumpkid doesn't count, he's an extra kidney, he's entitled to be lumpy.
#3 The overall undefinable pain that I'm constantly in because every cell in my body is stretched with fluid. It hurts from my scalp all the way to my toesies.
#4 The pain in my back and feeties. Me wee bird-bones are not made to carry about 15% more of me!
Phew.
Today's weigh-in is 43.6kg
It wasn't so much the weight that was bothering me as was:
#1 The inability to fit into any of my own clothes since the operation, including underwear, sleepwear and jeans.
#2 The "It's just water retention" excuse. How lame! It may all be water, but it sure as hell looks like fat. Especially in my face - 2 chins! Lumpkid doesn't count, he's an extra kidney, he's entitled to be lumpy.
#3 The overall undefinable pain that I'm constantly in because every cell in my body is stretched with fluid. It hurts from my scalp all the way to my toesies.
#4 The pain in my back and feeties. Me wee bird-bones are not made to carry about 15% more of me!
posted by Sheralyn at 2:45 PM
1 Comments:
I can't even remember the last time I weighed in at 50kgs.. Let alone 43!!!!!!!
And what were you before? No, wait... i don't want to know... it'll hurt me too deep!
Miss you heaps sweets!
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